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Laravel 13.3.0 PHP-FPM · OPcache + JIT · Eloquent · SQLite

Laravel on real hardware.

You're loading a real Laravel 13.3.0 app — PHP 8.4.19 with OPcache JIT, tuned PHP-FPM, Eloquent ORM on SQLite. The metrics below are live from this request. Not shared hosting. Not serverless. Always warm.

Your TTFBtime-to-first-byte this visit
Eloquent queryINSERT + COUNT · SQLite on /dev/shm
4
ms
Requestloads since container start
#122
P80 TTFBP80 excl. 20 warmup hits — 89 visits
93
ms
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PHP 8.4.19
Laravel 13.3.0
OPcache + JIT
PHP-FPM tuned
Our own hardware
Live from this container

OPcache + FPM — tuned, not default

Shared hosting gives you default PHP settings. We tune OPcache for your codebase, enable JIT compilation, and size PHP-FPM workers for your traffic. These are live numbers from the container serving this page.

OPcache Hit Rate
0%
compiled bytecode served from memory
OPcache Memory
34.5 MB
of 128 MB allocated
Cached Scripts
509
PHP files compiled once, served forever
JIT Compiler
Enabled
tracing JIT with 64 MB buffer
FPM Workers Active
-
of - total (- idle)
FPM Pool Mode
dynamic
pm.max_children = 16, scales with traffic
; /usr/local/etc/php/conf.d/opcache-prod.ini
opcache.enable = 1
opcache.memory_consumption = 128
opcache.interned_strings_buffer = 16
opcache.max_accelerated_files = 10000
opcache.validate_timestamps = 0        ; no stat() calls in production
opcache.jit = 1255                     ; tracing JIT
opcache.jit_buffer_size = 64M

; /usr/local/etc/php-fpm.d/zz-tuning.conf
pm = dynamic
pm.max_children = 16                   ; sized for 2 vCPU + 256M container
pm.start_servers = 4
pm.min_spare_servers = 2
pm.max_spare_servers = 8
pm.max_requests = 1000                 ; recycle workers to prevent leaks
Quick win

Not shared hosting purgatory

Shared hosting throttles CPU after 10 requests, lacks Composer and SSH access, and runs PHP versions from 2019. Laravel Forge and Vapor add $19–39/month on top of your server costs. We run Laravel on dedicated hardware with the full production stack included.

# What you get on vmfarms (this container right now):
PHP 8.4.19 with OPcache JIT        # not PHP 7.4
Composer + Artisan via SSH           # not blocked behind a control panel
Tuned php-fpm (dynamic, 16 workers)  # not "unlimited" that throttles at 10 req
SQLite / MySQL / PostgreSQL          # your choice, properly configured
Queue workers always running         # not cron-faked every 5 minutes
Laravel Scheduler via real cron      # schedule:run every minute, guaranteed

# Total cost: your server plan. That's it.
# No Forge. No Vapor. No Envoyer. No add-on fees.
What managed means here

Ops is included

Self-hosting Laravel means someone has to handle what Forge was hiding from you. We do that. Here's what comes with every deployment.

We migrate you for free. Full stop.

We handle the migration from Forge, Vapor, shared hosting, or wherever you're coming from — environment variables, queue config, scheduler setup, DNS, certs — all of it. No consulting fees. No project scoping. It's part of getting started with us.

What's includedDetails
Fixed, predictable pricingMonth-to-month, based on what's provisioned. No per-request billing, no bandwidth surprises, no "Pro plan required" for basic features.
PHP-FPM tuningpm.max_children sized for your RAM, OPcache configured for your codebase, JIT enabled. Not the defaults from php.ini-production.
Queue workers + HorizonAlways-on queue workers via Supervisor. Laravel Horizon if you use it. Not cron-faked every 5 minutes.
Scheduler (cron)schedule:run every minute, guaranteed. Real cron, not a shared hosting "cron jobs" panel that runs every 15 minutes.
Complete CI/CD pipelineGitHub Actions workflows, automated deployments, test-gated deploys. You push code; it ships.
OS + kernel patchingLive patching, maintenance windows you schedule.
TLS cert lifecycleAutomatic issuance and renewal, zero-downtime rotation.
Backup + recoveryTested restores, not just "backups exist".
Daily pen testingAutomated external penetration tests every 24h, findings routed to you.
WAF + IDS + CVE scanningRunning continuously against your containers.
Speak to a humanEngineers, not a support portal. We know your stack.
Tell us what you're running

Migration is free. Let's see if we're a fit.

Describe your Laravel app — stack, traffic, current host. We'll tell you if we can help and what it costs.

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